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Song Parodies -> "He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Mr. Fantasy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's Mr. fan-dance queen; plays liked he's pooned.
Cross-dressing make him so happy.
He's got a thing; wishes that he were wombed,
But his schlong is the part
Makes him pappy.

So just for fun, he's attired as a lass,
Eschewing pants, fanny-fanned, his rear.
For his next dance, straight man opines on hairy gams :
"He shouldn't be showin' legs not sheared."

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbing imagery, to be sure...5s

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