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Song Parodies -> "Oh What a River of Booze—So Good!"

Original Song Title:

"Over the River and Through the Woods"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh What a River of Booze—So Good!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Of what a river of booze—so good!
Is grandmother soused? Oh so!
She’s coarse and outré;
It’s carry-on day.
She’s tight-lippèd no mo’.
Oh what a river of hooch—so good!
Oh how the gin does flow.
It stings her nose,
Her tightness grows,
And onto the ground she goes;

Oh, she has risen; for booze she’s stood;
She’s a thirst great today.
Oh hear this gal sing,
Hear her glass ring;
Her laughs a tanked, grizzled bray.
Oh, there’s a river of puke—not good!
Shot past the crap-fill bay,
All over the ground;
She’ sick as a hound—
Gram’s blitzed on Thanksgiving day.

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Stan Hall - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Still in form, I see. :-)
Christie Marie M - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Drunken, slurring): Hmmmm....uggghhhhhh......parody reallllllyyyyy eyed my catch here!!! Sssssshhhhhhwwweeeeeet parody, John Barrrrrrrryyyyy!!!! You and yer gran-gran's the pife of the larty!!! (Few minutes sober): Punch-drunk loved your parody, John!! Enjoyed it lots!!! 5 Cognacs, 5 Black Haus, and 5 Baileys for this one!!
blackjack21 - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Granny hittin' the sauce again, gotta give her 5 days in de-tox.
Ann Hammond - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
hehe
DivaVixen - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack . . . B L I T Z ~ O N . . . SirSweaty !!
Timmy1000 - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanksgiving song singing sounds like soething to look forward to in your family gatherings.
Jonathan S. - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I think I'm going to throw up...

...my hands, and give Gran fifteen DUIs. Many good lines, but I think the one that stood out for me was, "River of puke--not good!" XD
UnKnownVotrix - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . F R E E the HOLAYs ~ F E E D the HO-Less !
John Barry - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, and Happy Thanksgiving!
Fiddlegirl - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, no wonder she got run over by the reindeer! ;)
blackjack21 - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL @ Fiddlegirl, nice one!!!

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