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Song Parodies -> "I Pump the Smelly Loo"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Pump the Smelly Loo"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I pump the smelly loo—
there’s a clogged line.
It must have been a mammoth poo,
so I’m tryin’,
pressure applyin’.

It’s gross, I can’t stand it,
pumpin’ the stuff out.
But owner demands it,
so I have got a cotton-stuffed snout
to help repel the euw!
that’s in my rhin’
and mind!

Too much poo
in the loo.
Who could do
number two
like a cow?

The rancid air’s
suffocating me—
I need help now.

So clear me
from near this smelly loo,
and I’ll be fine.

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