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Song Parodies -> "AIG"

Original Song Title:

"1-2-3"

Original Performer:

Len Barry

Parody Song Title:

"AIG"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

AIG, down its alimentary tube goes gelt from me
For these appalling bums; they’re sleazy
(They’re so sleazy)
They’re takin’ swaggy
(They’re takin’ swaggy)
From the taxees

1, 2 3--the billions pile up and they go on a spree
(Go on a spree)
And they will screw you too
(They’re so sleazy)
They’re being scammy
(They’re being scammy)
F**cked the taxees

Wasted billions of hard cash, those lugs
Base, these creeps, they’re the sleaziest guys
It’s hard cash they’re rippin’ off from us
Without these shmucks, markets might be high

Bums and scum, not few
(Bums and scum, a slew)
I know they f**cked me and oh, oh, now they’ve f**cked you
(Now they’ve f**cked you)
They’re biting the tit, ’cause they’re weasly
(They’re so weasly)
They’re makin’ grand fees from the taxees

SEC, run by the Coxsucker who screwed you and me
(Screwed you and me)
Cox, an appalling putz, who’s sleazy
SEC
Cox, shat post-alimentary
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Jason - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol, funny!!! 555
Christie Marie M - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I can see why Obama was pissed off with AIG. I happened to read this story this morning. I got the Daily News paper where the front page headline screamed: "A.I.G. is a P.I.G!" I can also see your point as well. Great job on a current events parody on today's news! Here, take a bonus of $555!
Mark Scotti - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, John! Really hits the nail on the head, as easy as 1-2-3. Here's 5-5-5
John Barry - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason, Christie, Mark.

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