Song Parodies -> Walk Like a Can-
| Original Song Title: | "Walk Like a Man" |
| Original Performer: | Four Seasons |
| Parody Song Title: | "Walk Like a Can-" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Oh how I tried to cut you down last night
When you turned and frightened my friends,
Because you bother them when you froth and slobber;
Your churlish moon croons soon doomed to end.
’cause you don’t walk like a man. . .
Walk like a can-
is lupus when no sun.
No wolfman’s worth
Leaving on the earth.
I shot you point-blank. . .you’ve run!
[howling at moon]
Goodbye tasting of folks you’re wasting;
I’ll get you encoffined somehow.
Moonlight, you’re cryin’, but soon, quite, you will be lyin’
On ground with a round in your brow.
Plastered you; shot, you still ran. . .
Sought a new plan,
Bought a new brand for you.
Bullet will hurl right into your lupine curls. . .
Use shot wrought with plata*. . .slew!
[cheers of jubilation mixed with “shot, shot, shot. . . .]
*silver
When you turned and frightened my friends,
Because you bother them when you froth and slobber;
Your churlish moon croons soon doomed to end.
’cause you don’t walk like a man. . .
Walk like a can-
is lupus when no sun.
No wolfman’s worth
Leaving on the earth.
I shot you point-blank. . .you’ve run!
[howling at moon]
Goodbye tasting of folks you’re wasting;
I’ll get you encoffined somehow.
Moonlight, you’re cryin’, but soon, quite, you will be lyin’
On ground with a round in your brow.
Plastered you; shot, you still ran. . .
Sought a new plan,
Bought a new brand for you.
Bullet will hurl right into your lupine curls. . .
Use shot wrought with plata*. . .slew!
[cheers of jubilation mixed with “shot, shot, shot. . . .]
*silver
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Howled at this one.
More transformational than Tony Robbins!
"No wolfman's worth leaving on the earth" - even Chuy Aceves? Saw a fascinating TV doc about him recently.
I had to grab some garlic and hold up a cross to read this...but, classic Barry, and over the top
Thanks, Timmy, TJC, Andy (had to look him up--interesting name phonetically: "chewie"), AFW.
"Can" I give you 5's, John? Loved the way you subbed "oooooh"...with some long range howling!
Don't drink Coor's Light (the Silver Bullet)! ;D
yeah, he does Not walk like a man, but he sure has a deep voice ! ! hubba hubba = ~LIEV ~ the sexy trannsie ! ! wood-Stocked for sure, SirSweaty !!
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