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Song Parodies -> "I’m Hardy Like Job"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Hardy Like Job"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m hardy like Job,
My patience you can’t be trying.
My mien is stony;
There’s no joking with me, oh no!

I’m hardy—won’t cry
Even when a churl is gaffing
Me like a fresh-caught bream—
Go ahead and poke me.

I look at the sky
Rather than off the handle fly.
When biting me in bed
The bugs aren’t dead,
Though much I have bled.

Well, my spine is aligned
When some smart-ass churl is shivving
Me like a fresh-caught bream—
I ask, “Don’t open me.”

I cook and I fry
Dumbly, my hands, temperature high;
Not a tear I shed,
Not much I’ve bled,
And soon I’ll have fed.

Well, my spine is aligned
When some smart-ass churl is giving
Me a “Watchtower” paean.
Patience broke. . .felony.

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Phil Nelson - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
well written
Old Man Ribber - January 02, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - It sounds to me that you are like a successful doctor...you have LOTS of "patients". Good song! ;D
LadyNewYear - January 05, 2011 - Report this comment
~ Chips Ahoy there, Captain BedBug ~ may all your jouneys be safe & include tastey FishFries aboard the ~ HMS SirSweaty~ !

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