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Song Parodies -> "More ’f ’em"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sue Thompson

Parody Song Title:

"More ’f ’em"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m binge-watching “Big Love.” Great series. OS:

Mormon, twoooooo,
Mormon, threeeeeee,
Mormon, Mormon-size love.

Billy always has a bone: more gals than one in his home.
There is a planetary throne waits for male Mormons.
Bill, though, doesn’t want it to show: that he has mo’ than neighbor Joe—
can’t confess ’cause cover will blow. . .wife-sharing Mormon.

Mormons have a lot of kin if such families they’re in.
Mormons like Bill need a lot of vim and vigor—and Viagra.

Mormon, twoooooo,
Mormon, threeeeeee,
Mormon, Mormon-style love.

Bill compulsively will mate—some others he’ll take, maybe have eight.
Multiplication don’t abate. . .baby-make Mormons.

Mormons like Bill make big love; from their beds wives they won’t shove.
Mormons who are governed by “The Principle” keep buns in ovens.

Mormon, twoooooo,
Mormon, threeeeeee,
Mormon, more ’f ’em-style love.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Timmy1000 - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Wow, there's an original song I had to dredge up from the cobwebs. Well done - this could have been in The Book of Mormon - or was it?
Leough - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny! Where do these guys come up with enough money to support multiple women and children?
Rob Arndt - November 20, 2014 - Report this comment
I'll give you three wives... uh... 5s!!#
Peregrin - November 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Clearly I have been living in a cave more than i realised, this is the second OS today that I was unaware of. Good precis of the situation told in short time, the light-heartedness of the OS gave it extra zing. Say, should polygamy be legal? Anyone with multiple wives is arguably being punished enough already.

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