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Song Parodies -> "Dooby, Dooby, Dooby"

Original Song Title:

"To Be Or Not To Be Soliloquy"

Original Performer:

William Shakespeare: Hamlet

Parody Song Title:

"Dooby, Dooby, Dooby"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Dooby, dooby, dooby," that's the inflection!
Whither this stranger in the night? To offer
To bring amorous hump bouts—rage-us dork-poon,
Take me in arms after we've both had doubles
And then repose in bed, spooned? To lie, to sleep. . .
Not snore! 'cause by a sleep, I don't mean rest.
On the make, I want to do more than just talk;
I want an affair with a consummation.
And wow! She's such a dish! To lie, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to stream, thighs bared to rub.
Bored in the deep, "l'il death," a stream may come,
And I will have sloughed off that mortal "oil."
But I give pause as we inspect
Each other visually, our glances rife.
Would she bare me, use whips and chains, me tied,
With oppressed schlong, a prowed man, costumed in
Latex and leather duds? But I'll belay
Now such interesting thoughts and I'll turn
My attention to excitement her smile makes
In me, her languid eyes a limpid lake
I'd dip bare bod in. I'd barge, like a bear,
To grunt and sweat with a for-evening wife. . .
Ursine-uxor nocturne, then the "little death."
We discover each other and sojourn,
Travelers in this room, puzzled but thrilled,
Both in a lather. . .rare to fillip grabs,
Fly to smother each other. . .thoughts of love,
Both conscious that on the couch we may ball,
Engage in raging screws of dissolution.
I sidle o'er with my male mast aloft,
A timber-rise in great shivered movement.
We now regard each other eye-to-eye.
And soon we are in action. Soft? Oh no!!
'tis carnophilia, nymph and I carousing.
Me, thanks to Sin[atra], deep-membered.

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alvin - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...cool daddy-o...a ring-a-ding-dingeth
Stan Hall - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Mais c'est magnifique! J'aime particulièrement que, bien que votre cible et la langue avec lesquelle vous la poussez soient anglaises, vous utilisez la notion très française de "la petite mort." :-)
AFW - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
As Shakespeare would write today,...no doubt
MadameOh - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful, sir ! Please . . . . use the utmost of skill, when hunting 'puma' . . .
UnKnownOh - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
~Paradise Found~, Sir Jack Meltin' ?
John Barry - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, merçi Alvin, Stan (le petit mort, mais pas le petit caporal), AFW Madame.
Stephen Harrington - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Never read the original, but I definetly enjoyed reading your play on it. 5s
Below Average Dave - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
You parodied Hamlet. . .Seriously. . .you parodied Hamlet, hats off on taking on the most epic and perhaps most talented poet and writer of all time.
Meriadoc - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like your hamlet perfectly entered the omelet

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