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Song Parodies -> "Silage Bites"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Silage Bites"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Si-i-lage bites, bo-o-vine bites—
all this corn tastes alright.
Chow down, hur-urry, ruminant-style.
Corn’s delicious, so tender and mild.
Eat no legumy peas;
ea-eat no legumy peas.
Si-i-lage bites, bo-o-vine bites—
veggie taste is alright.
Corny trea-eat that is on a par
with alfalfa, that tall hay chewed hard.
Quite the savor, this co-orrn;
mi-ighty savory corn.
Si-i-lage bites, bo-o-vine bites—
chomp and chomp with delight.
Grazing a feast in this bovine place:
Calves and mo-oms are filling their face
Eating what grows in ea-earth;
feasting give them milking worth.
all this corn tastes alright.
Chow down, hur-urry, ruminant-style.
Corn’s delicious, so tender and mild.
Eat no legumy peas;
ea-eat no legumy peas.
Si-i-lage bites, bo-o-vine bites—
veggie taste is alright.
Corny trea-eat that is on a par
with alfalfa, that tall hay chewed hard.
Quite the savor, this co-orrn;
mi-ighty savory corn.
Si-i-lage bites, bo-o-vine bites—
chomp and chomp with delight.
Grazing a feast in this bovine place:
Calves and mo-oms are filling their face
Eating what grows in ea-earth;
feasting give them milking worth.
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Welcome to Agricultural Bovine Breeding 101 with Prof. John A. Barry. I wish I could additionally share with you all the "Jingle Bells" parody I came across by the New Zealand Bovine Farmers Association about caring for cows with mastitis entitled "Treat Your Teats". It's udderly hilarious.
Holy Cow, that was good! (hey, Ag already used the "udderly hilarious" pun.) 5s
on a side note, my security code for this comment is "ASS" aside from the initial chuckle, methinks amiright has it's animals mixed up!
on a side note, my security code for this comment is "ASS" aside from the initial chuckle, methinks amiright has it's animals mixed up!
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