You invite the gang out;
They watch the bubbly spout,
Champagne.
Everyone drinks it down,
Falls flat on the ground,
Champagne.

Wet, so light,
Sec,* so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.

If you dig them snoots,
You gotta sip them bruts,**
Champagne.
When your glass is gone,
Have another one,
Champagne.

Wet, so light,
Sec, so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.

Have a taste of Dom,
Surname, Perignon,
Champagne.
Don't make a wry crack
Like, "I love dry sack!"***
Refrain.

Wet, so light,
Sec, so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.


*dry
**brut: dry champagne; "extra dry" is actually somewhat sweet
***sherry