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Song Parodies -> "Boy, What a Jerk!"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Boy, What a Jerk!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Just when you think things can't get any stranger, Paul (Jerry) Bremer and George Tenet, two of the biggest f*ckups in an administration full of them, receive the presidential medal of freedom?!
Jerry Bremer was a f*ckup'
Jerked off behind the green line.
Shouldn't have believed a single word he said,
'Cause he always had a mighty lyin' whine.
He was just a yes-man who had no spine

Boy, what a jerk!
Didn't do good work.
Toyed with the crisis'
Half asleep, cruising.
Doyen of snoozing.

Jerry was the king of his world
So what did he do?
He blew smoke at the bar, took us far down in war. . .
Gucci combat boots.


[Piano playing out of tune before being blown up]

Jerry was pretty shady
Got us in a rut
A real high-flier and a gravy-train rider,
A bullshooting bungling putz.
He did nothing to stop looting nuts.

CHORUS [many times]

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Michael Pacholek - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of it: What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Georgie Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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