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Song Parodies -> "It's Snot for Me to Spray"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not for Me to Say"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"It's Snot for Me to Spray"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's snot for me to spray--
Juiced loogies.
It's snot for me to spray,
Spew everywhere.

Out of here, through the nose vent
Comes a blowing blast.
Don't press your lips to mine
Or you'll meet a repast.
A fart you cannot see
This, though, you can.

I'm leaking nasally
Watch out, beware!
A nose that's clogged is sure to blow
And pass a mass your way.

So, keep your distance, please, my friend;
I've phlegm and snot seething to spray.

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MasonR - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Ghesunteit.
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely swiped from the Malcolm Higgins catalogue. Here's five tissues. I could tell you that it's disgusting... but it's snot.
alvin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
even more disgustingly funny than the booger one...5 hankies !
2Eagle - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever rhyming.
John Barry - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Michael, Alvin, 2Eagle.

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