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Song Parodies -> "SUV, Big Fat Car"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"SUV, Big Fat Car"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Desmond finds it in a narrow parking space.
Molly put it where it says "Compact."
Desmond is enraged and gets red in the face.
At times like this he wishes she had been carjacked.

CHORUS:
SUV, big fat car hasn't gone far,
About 12 to the gallon.
SUV, big fat car hasn't gone far,
About 12 to the gallon.

Desmond laughs at trolleys; he says they're a bore
And spends fifty grand for gas guzzling.
Molly fends off the repo man at the door
And thinks, "Why did we buy this thing? It is puzzling."

CHORUS

In a couple of years, they have to re-fi their home.
And the couple's gas pig's on blocks in the yard.
Hear Desmond and Molly moan.

Hyundai ever after in the parking space.
Molly runs a light and rams a van.
Desmond stays at home; he's living in disgrace.
Without his phallic rig he's no longer a man.

CHORUS

In a couple of years, they have to re-fi their home.
And the couple's gas pig's on blocks in the yard.
Hear Desmond and Molly moan.

Hyundai ever after in the parking space.
Desmond runs a light and rams a van.
Molly walks over to a bar called Joe's Place,
Has several drinks, and goes home with another man.

STD, big clap part,
Wife grows on, starts
Vagabond dose in Desmond.

If you want to get some, stroll over to Joe's bar.

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Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
First off, Mr. Barry, I have to congratulate you on your latest feat. I am beyond impressed. I can't possibly think of clever comments for each of these parodies, but I must say that I'm enjoying all of them, and that I especially liked the twist at the end of this one. Bravo!
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
best line......hyundai aftwer in the parking space..5 MPG for you..... or is that 5 GPM ?
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash! Alvin.
Meriadoc - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm....in defense of large cars, I just have to say that I am passing on a trip to Vegas this weekend as on the trip home I would have to ride in the back seat of the rented econo-box (we are picking up a large friend). I would rather spend five hours in a sealed coffin... :-(
Scathe - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Your blazing a trail of spoofs, JB.
2Eagle - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
There is nothing more difficult than finding a parking space in a lot full of SUV,s.

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