Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Humping Cupid"

Original Song Title:

"Something Stupid"

Original Performer:

Frank, Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Humping Cupid"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's kind of ironic that Jupiter is Byronic
And acting so lustily.
He's looking for romance and so decides to take a chance
With one who's lower than he.

Enraptured is the great one by that chubby little face,
The one he thinks to woo.
But he is so roiled up that he jumps right to humping Cupid. . .
Says, "I love you."

And then little Cupid cries because the guy's so damn surprised
That he is on the floor.
The king of gods in on his spine and he is tryin'
To open Cupid's back door.

The bow-boy gets away and thinks of clever lines to say
Without demeaning king Jup'.
The tack he takes is to say that he's got a headache
And needs some chicken soup.

But Jup' won't bite; he's not misled; he's lost his head
And he won't be Cup's dupe.
Then Cup' screws up, thinking of self-defense, does something stupid:
Oops! He shoots Jup'.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
today's "kinky" day - great OS to do, isn't it John? - and this reinforces Kissinger's point that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac - 555
Olvan The Terrible - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! More parodies should be written about Zeus', er, endeavors.
AFW - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever title word play..funny write! 5's
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
about time that little troublemaker got a dose of his own medicine.. 5s
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart didn't realize how good the OS was until I tried to parody it. Thanks you you, Olvan, AFW,and Alvin.
Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
that sounds like you took my comment negatively, John, which it wasn't (I gave you 5s) - what I meant was that I also parodied that OS, and it was one of the most "giving" OS's I ve done - I loved doing it - check out mine at
Meriadoc - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was quite hilarious!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1307