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Song Parodies -> "These Boobs Are Paid For Talkin’?!"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"These Boobs Are Paid For Talkin’?!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They keep brayin’; spew-bunk nothings bore me;
nothing they squall’s got me impressed.
They’re expressin’ fare that’s in need of redressin’.
This crowd’s something else—never give it a rest.

These boobs are paid for talkin’?!
That’s what they, ceaseless, do.
Every day these boobs are gonna squawk all over you.

They keep lyin’; alien to them’s truthin’,
and up they keep goosing levels of fear and threat—“Boo!”
Ain’t no shamin’ them for spurious claimin’.
What ain’t blight is trite, and most ain’t been right yet

These boobs are paid for talkin’?!
That’s what they, ceaseless, do.
Every day these boobs are gonna squawk. . .god, no: “The View”!

They keep splayin’ their lips for vocal preyin’.
This crew ain’t thinkin’ as senseless phrases churn—bunk!
They astound me, these gab goons bought for gassing, yuck!
Their constant crowing makes me want to squirm.

These boobs are paid for talkin’?!
Butt cracks stuck where there’s moue.
Every day these boobs are gonna squawk until they’re blue

Arrgh! The dreaded boobs
start squawkin’!!

[fade on overlapping shrieking/screaming]

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? - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
At first, I thought this would be about talking tits. Now THAT would be funny! I'm somewhat put off by your style. I'm referring to twisted sentences and phrases like "That's what they, ceaseless, do" and "spew-bunk nothings." Eccentric, poetic, but straightforward sentences promote singability and comprehension.
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Misleading title, but 555!
Jonathan - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
god, no: "The View"! my sentiments exactly! 5s
Patrick - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Classical high class word play. I like those "twisted" phrases. They are signs of a large vocabulary and skilled phraseology. And making them fit the melody and emphasis of someone else's original tune is the mark of one of our first rate parody writers. Good to see you are still writing.
? - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Chacun a son gout, Patrick. However, conflating twisted sentences with skilled phraseology, etc., gets you nicked by Occam's Razor. The simple explanation for awkward construction lies in the struggle to conform with pacing and rhyme. As for large vocabulary, that will out — no matter what. Even here, the simple almost always trumps the rare. To change the subject, it is about time that JAB was accorded the courtesy of something more useful than worship. How else will he improve?
JAB - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
If I haven't improved after 4300 of these things, there's probably no hope. ? has a point: Some of my semantic strangulations do make singing the ditties difficult. I just can't stop myself. Thanks for the comments/critiques, all.
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice OS too JAB! Keep writing! You should go for 5000!
John Lomain - November 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Can't believe the show's still going! 555
Peter Andersson - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Sweden's so feminazist now that an expression such as "boobs talking" used in this parody would be impossible to speak in public. But of course, that only makes me wanna write a song using it...
Paul - November 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Be careful Peter, don't fall into a booby trap!

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