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Song Parodies -> "Hank'rin' for Head, Mark Foley"

Original Song Title:

"Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dooley"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hank'rin' for Head, Mark Foley"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hank'rin' for head, Mark Foley,
Hank'rin' for head from guys.
Hank'rin' to bed, Mark Foley,
Page boys just past pint size.

This "mentor"'s prong was mountin'
When pages were rife.
In IMs a-shoutin'
To lads: "Be my wife."

Hank'rin' for head, Mark Foley,
Hank'rin' for head 'twixt thighs.
Hank'rin' to shed, Mark Foley,
Pants from pages for prize.

These times, post-Murrow,
'Net technology
Can fell those of high station
When it's rendered recklessly.

Hastert knew 'bout Mark Foley
And his penchant for fry.
Hastert's now actin' holy;
Porcine Den starts to lie.

Hapless Den's roly-poly;
Porker's way past pint-size.
Hasslin' Den 'bout Mark Foley,
Some of his once-friends guys.

Foley'd love furrow--
Rectum, northerly,
Snout in sons' loinsome valley,
Wangin' in a high-post spree.

"Alcoholic" Mark Foley
Is now out gettin' dry.
A Catholic, Mark Foley,
Priest-porked when just pint-size.

Hank'rin' for head a-plenty,
Hank'rer fast said "Bi-bye."
Hank'rin' for head of Denny,
Dems urge on FBI.

Hank'rin' for head, Mark Foley,
Hank'rin' for head from guys.
Hank'rin' for head, this troll seeks
Page boys just past pint size,

Page boys for whom he's eyes,
Page boys were getting wise,
Page* boys cut him to size.


*As in press

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
hank'rin to give ya 5s
John Barry - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nice JB, very nice.
AFW - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess Foley ain't too holy...more like, holey...good job on this, John
Michael Pacholek - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I think this Foley situation now has enough parodies about it to qualify as a "perfect storm." I wouldn't have said that about Hurricane Katrina (an actual perfect storm), or about Dick Cheney shooting his friend if the friend had died. But because there's silliness in what is clearly SOME form of disgusting crime, this qualifies.
TJC - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Head of the class!

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