Song Parodies -> Homophones
| Original Song Title: | "Telephone" |
| Original Performer: | Chaka Khan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Homophones" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
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Homophones
Sitting bye the telephone
Weighting four a bell two wring
Eye don't want another caul
Eye just want too holed ewe
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' caul
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Aisle go anywhere ewe want
I'll bee anything ewe say
Awl eye want is two feel you're arms around mi
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' caul
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Chorus:
Stay with mi baby
Stay hear fore a little wile
Won't ewe say you'll stay hear four the night
Stay write hear with mi sweet baby
Stay hear fore a little wile
Four a wile
I'm sitting at my window
And eye look
Ware R ewe
Eye wonder if ewe even no
Ewe belong two mi
Know matter ware ewe roam
You've gut too take mi
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' pleas
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Even if eye halve two weight awl night
Eye don't even care
I've weighted awl my life
Let mi love ewe
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' pleas
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Sitting bye the telephone
Weighting four a bell two wring
Eye don't want another caul
Eye just want too holed ewe
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' caul
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Aisle go anywhere ewe want
I'll bee anything ewe say
Awl eye want is two feel you're arms around mi
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' caul
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Chorus:
Stay with mi baby
Stay hear fore a little wile
Won't ewe say you'll stay hear four the night
Stay write hear with mi sweet baby
Stay hear fore a little wile
Four a wile
I'm sitting at my window
And eye look
Ware R ewe
Eye wonder if ewe even no
Ewe belong two mi
Know matter ware ewe roam
You've gut too take mi
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' pleas
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
Even if eye halve two weight awl night
Eye don't even care
I've weighted awl my life
Let mi love ewe
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' awl my thyme
Sew darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' pleas
Won't ewe caul mi buoy
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"Eye" don't "no" the original song, but "aye" gave "yew" a perfect score "annie" way.
Tanks!
Free fives four the "F" it, missed 'er Beary..eye all sew don't no the oh ridgy nail song...butte hoo cares?
Grate, accept I think ewe should halve spelled "night" "knight." Three 5's fore ewe!
Clever - can only be read, not listened to. I was going to reduce your score for not rhyming, but then I learned that the original song doesn't rhyme. How did Chaka Khan get away with that?
Ooh, "weight" a minute! Inn my earlier comment "eye" should "halve" said that 'aye gave yew a perfect score "annie-weigh"!'
"Y" didn't "aye" think of that "bee-four"?
"Y" didn't "aye" think of that "bee-four"?
Knot bade.
Ewe r vary gut.
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