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Song Parodies -> "See-Throughs Lift Rest Member"

Original Song Title:

"See You in September"

Original Performer:

The Happenings

Parody Song Title:

"See-Throughs Lift Rest Member"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got it honed: 20-20 sight.
I watch each day for fabric that's light.

Eye, eye, it's long and swelled.
Eye, eye, it's long.

See-throughs lift rest member.
See-throughs end its slumb'ring snooze.
From afar (eyeshades, say goodbye)
I see transparent vestation (eyeshades, say goodbye).
Covers' vacation (eye babes and get high)--
Brassieres taken away (shy maids I don't eye).

I've got good eyes for D splendor. . .
Gaze at strangers with orb-oracular duds.
Thrilled as see-throughs lift my member,
I'm viewing aureolar buds.

(Pouting, those nay-nays behind see-throughs)
(Flouting mores that could dim my views)

(Eyeshades, say goodbye.)
(Eyeshades, say goodbye.)
(Eyeshades, say goodbye; eye, eye, it's long and swelled.)
(Eyeshades, say goodbye; eye, eye, it's long.)

I get good sights from the embers. . .
Gaze at dames' plump jugs and rumps that gape my jaws.
A luau's ocular splendors. . .
Ah! Muumuus, gossamer, like gauze.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You win The Golden Bozo Award, JB !
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce Miller - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Words don't exist that describe how I feel about this creation, John. But dang you, why does your writing require me to run to the dictionary, just when I thought I knew the meaning of a bunch of words? I think you get an evil kick out of it.
Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderbra, er wunderbar! Tres jolie, tres cinqs.

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