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You can be a real bane. . .
Help us go further off track.
You can blow hot air refrains,
Empty and with meaning lack.
If that is your calling,
Then you’ll do things appalling.
You can be a big lipper,
Shouting clownish lout with dubious friends.
You can be a bumbling carp, bumbling;
This abuse lex[icon] never ends.
Each time you speak, it’s sludgeyammer,
Both doltish and inane.
Your yells. . .no meaning: sludgeyammer. . ,
Just another jesting phony—
Be like Foley: goose page.
Go on a take-in-money spree,
Open up your stooge –phage,*
And then spew some douchebag mimicry.
Each time you screech, it’s sludgeyammer,
Both oafish and insane.
Your kvetching is schmuckyammer—
Please give it a rest!
It’s blowing-hot-air sludgeyakker,
Just another jesting phony.
Naught but sludgeblather,
Let there be no doubt about it.
You’re in the habit—
There’s never new stuff,
Same old yammering,
Same old blathering,
So, blow smoke as you speak,
And I’ll be goading you,
Blowhard, speak, I’ll keep roasting you.
Blah, blah, blah. . . .
I do mean roasting you—
You’re a bumbling stooge.
Once you’re put in power,
You go on a power trip.
Worse than the stealin’, griftin’,
And all the sleazy liftin’
From our pocketbooks is that you
Drone on, drone on. . .yelping spew.
Blah, blah, blah. . . .spew.
Worse than stealin’ and griftin’
Is the screechin’ kibitzin’,
And you are doing spewing
All day and night.
*mouth, sort of. –phage is a combing form meaning “a thing that devours.”
**shmutz: dirt, filth
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