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Song Parodies -> "Diddle White Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Little Brown Jug"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Diddle White Glove"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Diddle White Glove

His wife lived in another zone,
So his little log stuck in "Home Alone."
He loves kids and he loves bum,
To quell their qualms, he gives them rum.

CHORUS:
Ah, ah, ah! Youth fanny.
Diddle white glove, "Oh, I love squeeze."
Ah, ah, ah! Youth fanny.
Diddle white glove, "Oh, I love squeeze."

With all his pokes in assin' place,
He'd rather put lather on their face.
Loves to sleep where they're always near
And part those cheeks found in the rear.

CHORUS

Toward youth he tries to bend his hose,
Uncouth his flaky, garish clothes.
But don't get near his freakish nose--
The tip's held on with cellulose.

CHORUS

The zoo has cows of giving ilk.
He shows kids how to find their milk.
"Now, knead my boy-part the same way
And milk me 40 times a day!"

CHORUS

When he goes oiling up their charms,
He'll place diddle white glove down where it's warm,
He says, to help them take a pee,
But diddle white glove works vig'rously.

CHORUS

The glove is white, his nose is too,
It mightn't be blew, might break in two.
Now he'll deflower another tot,
A cherry for the King of Pop.

CHORUS

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Kristof Robertson - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
It's Official...Johnny has competition! This is lewd, crude and very gooood! 555
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with

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