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Song Parodies -> "A Wurst Cut of the Meat's Best"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is the Deepest"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"A Wurst Cut of the Meat's Best"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You could have given me all the best parts;
With my teeth I'd have torn them apart.
It's so tasty, more I gotta have. . .
Want no fries for lunch, no hen,
Babybacks, fie, I want no lunch that's vegan.

A wurst cut of the meat's best,
Tasty, oh so, a wurst luncheon of meatness.
When it comes to lunch meat, you know my first
Choice is always lots of delicious wurst.

I get ill when you ply me with sides--
Many tears in my beers I'll have cried.
And I'm sure gonna disdain that pie
I won't try no fries, no pies, no hen (fie!)
Babybacks, fie, for lunch my yen you must know. Oh. . . .

A wurst cut of the meat's best;
Tasty, oh mo'! a wurst luncheon of meatness.
When it comes to eating luncheon, I thirst
For some wonderfully plump salty wurst. Oh. . . .

I get ill when you ply me with fried
Foods. . .steer clear, 'cause I ain't satisfied.
And I'm sure gonna disdain that pie,
'cause what I want is sliced up lunch meat, friend
(Sliced up lunch meat, friend, sliced up end-to-end),
Babybacks, fie, for lunch my yen you must know. Oh. . . .

A wurst cut of the meat's best;
Baby I go for wurst luncheons of meatness.
When it comes to eating luncheon I'll burst
'cause I'll gorge wurst till I need to be nursed.
I'm plump at 310. . . .

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Stan Hall - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
My favorite slice of this is the titular pun. :-)
Stooge - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good parody, but pacing was off slightly.
alvin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
bitingly funny
Andy Primus - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
You've got the knack(wurst) for making a meaty parody
John Barry - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, Stooge, Alvin, Andy.
AFW - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is not the wurst, but the best
Peregrin - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Tasty work JB.
Below Average Dave - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This original song is not parodied often enough in my opinion. It's deserving of it, and it reminds me of one of my own. .Very well done,
Glen S - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
mmmm.... wurst luncheons of meatness... tasty. And Sheryl was God in 'Dogma'... which means meat is good.
LadyRN - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, Captain of ~HMS Grease und Quease ~ You may have a shortened lifespan, if this ~Gorging on Greasiness~ continues, Sir !
LiLMadameBovine - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
pirate Jack Barrow, one of these days . . . I'm going to rub you down, with some greasy, slimy, wet slabs of balony !!! And you'll learn , that ~L'meat~ truly is disgusting , awful, unLawful stuff!
MadameReHab - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, It's time for L' meat reHab in my cube: I'll strap you down to the fax machine & watch your butt wrything in your Wranglers over that Hot Fax machine, as we get 'faxed' from Shanghai,Peking, Calcutta, Saigon & Cambodia ! Under my desk is my pirate chest , full of my racy f-Nets & opera -length gloves! Oh, the feel of kidLeather all the way up to my elbows is delightful. now i'll slip on my Spiked ~GitMo Boots~ and grab my trusty saber to slice your slathering Salami, just the way you like it, Captain Jack! I'll rip down your Pendelton & tie my bra tight across your mouth, because Crying Out will not help you, Sir: Mgmnt has left to celebrate the FullMoo, and the engineers will only laugh at your wrything. Heck, they'll come over just to dab a little spicedManGo Chutney on your reddened back! Ohhhhh the smell of a Sweaty Pirate wrything in his Wranglers over a HOT FAX machine! . . . but it tires me so , Sir ! I need to take my evening nap now, meoooow !
MadameReHab - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, Captain 0'HMS ~Tickler~, how's your back feeling now, Sir Tickster, after a little tyst in my Milpitas cube? ?

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