You could have given me all the best parts;
With my teeth I'd have torn them apart.
It's so tasty, more I gotta have. . .
Want no fries for lunch, no hen,
Babybacks, fie, I want no lunch that's vegan.

A wurst cut of the meat's best,
Tasty, oh so, a wurst luncheon of meatness.
When it comes to lunch meat, you know my first
Choice is always lots of delicious wurst.

I get ill when you ply me with sides--
Many tears in my beers I'll have cried.
And I'm sure gonna disdain that pie
I won't try no fries, no pies, no hen (fie!)
Babybacks, fie, for lunch my yen you must know. Oh. . . .

A wurst cut of the meat's best;
Tasty, oh mo'! a wurst luncheon of meatness.
When it comes to eating luncheon, I thirst
For some wonderfully plump salty wurst. Oh. . . .

I get ill when you ply me with fried
Foods. . .steer clear, 'cause I ain't satisfied.
And I'm sure gonna disdain that pie,
'cause what I want is sliced up lunch meat, friend
(Sliced up lunch meat, friend, sliced up end-to-end),
Babybacks, fie, for lunch my yen you must know. Oh. . . .

A wurst cut of the meat's best;
Baby I go for wurst luncheons of meatness.
When it comes to eating luncheon I'll burst
'cause I'll gorge wurst till I need to be nursed.
I'm plump at 310. . . .