Hey, Harriet,
Lame Harriet.

You're just like the fool whose brain's so simple.
He plays at president; you're a pretend jurist.
Both of you of you have got unalloyed defects--
Many infractions and many screwups

Hey, Harriet, you're so lame; now why don't you go away.
Lame Harriet, have you no shame? Why don't you go away.

Your buddy is "special" and has such needs,
Always dependent on several satans.
You have got neither charm nor paper trail,
And like your buddy's, your head is vacant.

Hey, Harriet, you're so lame; now why don't you go away.
Lame Harriet, have you no shame. Why don't you go away.

You're so, so like a nonentity
(So like a nonentity)
No, no credentials one can see
(Credentials one can see)

High court's no place for on-the-job learning;
Your feeble mind would need quite a teacher.
When the session's over in committee,
One hopes the members will have been saying:

Hey, Harriet, you were so lame, so now please go away
Lame Harriet, we can't confirm such a lamebrain, no way!

Harriet, you're just a marionette, so get!