Butcher,
Glazed ham with honey,
Give me some ham, please, girl,
Oh, you've got me wanting you!

Honey,
Oh, butcher butcher,
Give me some lamb, please, girl,
Oh you've got me wanting ewe.

Get your tool and cleave for lunchiness something that mooed
(Please, not something that was shoed!)
Slap it between Wonder bread; with mayo, get it glued
(Oh, you've got me craving food!)

Butcher,
I love you, honey.
Won't you take my hand, girl,
In yours, I mean--not for stew!

Honey,
Oh, butcher butcher,
Squeeze that thymus* gland, girl,
Sweetbreads are sweet; you are too.

Where's the brisket, girl,
Can you bring it briskly to me?
(It's cooked on briquets? Heavenly!)
I like to sup on swine
Pork your meatness into me
(Poorboy* feastness, mon ami!)

Oh, pork a little, butcher, with me (butcher).
Pork a little, butcher, it's savory (glazed with honey).
Let us make lunch with meat (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Gorge a little, butcher, with me (oh yeah!)
Pork-juice is a little runny.
Gorge some vittles, butcher, with me, gravy?
Think you're gonna love MY meat (heh-heh-heh!)
Pork a little, butcher, with mel Hungry?!