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Song Parodies -> "Butcher, Butcher"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Butcher, Butcher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

After doing 16 parodies on this tune (most of those on a challenge from Johnny D), I swore I'd never do another. Oh well.*Thymus gland: used to make sweetbreads; poorboy: a sub-like sandwich from New Orleans.
Butcher,
Glazed ham with honey,
Give me some ham, please, girl,
Oh, you've got me wanting you!

Honey,
Oh, butcher butcher,
Give me some lamb, please, girl,
Oh you've got me wanting ewe.

Get your tool and cleave for lunchiness something that mooed
(Please, not something that was shoed!)
Slap it between Wonder bread; with mayo, get it glued
(Oh, you've got me craving food!)

Butcher,
I love you, honey.
Won't you take my hand, girl,
In yours, I mean--not for stew!

Honey,
Oh, butcher butcher,
Squeeze that thymus* gland, girl,
Sweetbreads are sweet; you are too.

Where's the brisket, girl,
Can you bring it briskly to me?
(It's cooked on briquets? Heavenly!)
I like to sup on swine
Pork your meatness into me
(Poorboy* feastness, mon ami!)

Oh, pork a little, butcher, with me (butcher).
Pork a little, butcher, it's savory (glazed with honey).
Let us make lunch with meat (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Gorge a little, butcher, with me (oh yeah!)
Pork-juice is a little runny.
Gorge some vittles, butcher, with me, gravy?
Think you're gonna love MY meat (heh-heh-heh!)
Pork a little, butcher, with mel Hungry?!

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hamtastic! Now how about a parody of "American Pie", all about pork, ham, bacon, and swine? I'm practically LOL'ing just thinking about what you'd do with that!
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you haven't lost the taste for these. Hope you never do. Terriffic.
alvin rhodes - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
meaty....i ate it up...5s
John Barry - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. I may give it a pie. Thanks, Dee, Alvin.
Bob Gomez, Spamming it up - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The Prince Of Pork. Hits it out of the Pork. Pork que? Pork que si! 555
Guy - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You seem to be hamming it up quite well today, John. This one brings home the bacon. Here's another HAMburger with another side of fives.

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