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Song Parodies -> "Battin'-Long Stickers"

Original Song Title:

"Babylon Sisters"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Battin'-Long Stickers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A topical revision of one I did earlier this year.
Drive in--your rump's set--
Two CCs.
Push that plunger in tube down;
Don't worry: Selig's a clown.
You're one of many men
Who use "medication"
To boost size; you don't beware
That in a latter day
You'll look like Arnold, they say,
Or Bonds, who smacks 'em in the Bay.

Battin'-brawn stickers take hits;
Battin'-long stickers make hits.
So primed when young,
Then shrivel where stones are hung.

Here comes that man that's scanned wins, pitches, ding's.

He's George; he shows most of them jabbed,
Fixed kick "water" in their cells.
San Francisco's showboat sells
Tickets, though all know how
Those drugs helped him bash 'em;
He's a slugger with TJ*,
And RC** was a stickee,
And juice made Andy not petit,
And that bum Bud whines, "Don't blame me!"

Battin'-brawn stickers take hits;
Battin'-long stickers make hits.
So spry when young,
Then their bones leach calcium.

Where's the game go? We know
Most got shots in fanny,
Made the stats go way higher.
The "kids" who fix are burned
By Mitchell, whom the union's spurned.
Many points not truly earned.

Battin'-brawn stickers take hits;
Battin'-long stickers make hits.
Mighty are stung
By George, not an andro plunge.

*testosterone juice
**Roger Clemens

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alvin - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
nicely done...ugly situation alright
John Barry - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
littleCupCakes - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Here in BondsVille this topic is really hot right now! Although I have no interest in sports(if you've seen one football game, you've seen them all) I must say that despite his use of T-Juice, Mr Bonds is definitely baseball's 'par excellence'. But another warning to the >> Dark Knights of Parody
CC partTwo - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Both Governor Arnold & Stalone were T-juice gents that had kids born with severe heart defects that required emergency open-heart surgery wthin 48 hrs of their births! Also Prresident Kennedy's baby died from the same heart defect in 1963 due to his taking prednesone, a commonly used steroid.
MrMacphisto - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
lol... clever turns of phrase here...

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