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Song Parodies -> "Blocked Despite Bran"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like a Man"

Original Performer:

Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Blocked Despite Bran"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh how I try to open up the "eye,"
That's on my posterior end.
Feel like I'm smothered; It has become a bother;
I thought oat bran would be my friend.

(But I am) blocked despite bran,
That's what I am,
Blocked despite bran--no run.
Here on my perch,
There's nothing to besmirch
My pants, despite bran. . .
No fun.

So I'll stay here until the way's clear
And something starts a-movin' out.
Ain't tried pryin' or enema applyin'
I'm hopin' for a nasty bout

(Of the runs.) Blocked once, it ran--
Thank god for bran.
Back on my pants; I'm through
Paper unfurled. . .helped deforest the world.
If blocked, try some bran; you'll poo.

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Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Now 68 years old, Frankie Valli might sympathize.

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