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Song Parodies -> "We Love the Beatles"

Original Song Title:

"We Love the Beatles"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Love the Beatles"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lennon once said that the Beatles were more popular than Christ. But a dental reliquary?
We love the Beatles,
Oh, that’s the truth.
We love the Beatles
And every tooth.
Though this may seem
A bit uncouth—
RE: Beatles, that’s the truth.

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

Not so much Ringo,
And that’s the truth,
Because in his mouth shows
Every tooth.
Though this may seem
A bit uncouth—
RE: Beatles, that’s the truth.

(Naw, naw, naw naw!)

Not so much George,
And that’s the truth.
This Beatle lost his life
But not a tooth.
Let’s say that “mouth” is
Pronounced “mooth,”
With O-U as in “couth.”

(Naw, naw, naw naw!)

Not so much Paul,
And that’s the truth.
Each time he cracks a smile,
You see each tooth.
Looks like they’re all
Still in his mouth.
It’s John we love, forsooth!

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

We love that John
Gave up a tooth.
And now we must have it!
And that’s the truth.
Though reliquaries seem uncouth,
We have to buy John’s tooth!

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw!)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Leo Keough - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
2Eagle - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
We all love John, but he did put his foot in his mouth.

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