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Song Parodies -> "Donner Fame"

Original Song Title:

"Danke Schoen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Donner Fame"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Donner fame, why no Donner fame?
Most of us just knows Rudy's name.
Livid nose, Santa's pet is he.
Rudy gets the treats,
Which he eats
Santa beats
His helpmeets.

Dancer fame, why no Dancer fame?
Preferential treatments caused shame.
Santa means to demean the team,
Minus one of nine.
He's inclined
To malign
Them like swine.

Dasher fame, why no Dasher fame?
The sleigh strain gives all but one pain.
If one falls Santa whips them all.
So Vixen's depressed,
Blitzen's stressed,
Prancer's pressed in a stall.

Comet fame, why no Comet fame?
Tables turn, and it's Santy maim.
When they go out to shlep the sleigh,
First, Rudy they slay,
Makes their day,
Santa they,
Then filet.

Done, the twain. Auf Wiedersehen. Done, their bane.

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McKludge - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
If ya ain't the lead dog/deer, the view never changes. Very clever title sub. 555
alvin - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
love the ending
littleCupCakes - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir John, the wicked Lord of Parody, where is little Vixen??
John Barry - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, Alvin, Cakes (ran out of verses).
Invisible Boy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
When I saw the title I thought your parody was going to be about the "Donner Party", and of course, I was hungry for more. Now I see it's Jeffery Dahmer"s (was he a reindeer ?) treatment of Santy...it filled me up.
PMS - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
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