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Song Parodies -> "He Watched the Belle Then Slew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"He Watched the Belle Then Slew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
In a hotel with you,
And it's noontime.
We have to stop this thing we do.
Let's be tyin'
The knot; I'm for tyin'.
Later, I've got banking
To do for some clown.
I've got forty grand in
My hands, and now I plan to skip town.
There's a motel. I'm pooped.
Norm says, "Let's dine."
We dine.
[narrational interlude]
Norm's a loon;
He stuffs loons,
He snuffed goon
Shtupped ma; soon
They're worm chow.
Spends days up there
Schizophrenically.
He's ma now.
It's eerie.
He watched the belle then slew
Her. A sick mind.
[fade on Norm/Ma soliloquy at film's end]
And it's noontime.
We have to stop this thing we do.
Let's be tyin'
The knot; I'm for tyin'.
Later, I've got banking
To do for some clown.
I've got forty grand in
My hands, and now I plan to skip town.
There's a motel. I'm pooped.
Norm says, "Let's dine."
We dine.
[narrational interlude]
Norm's a loon;
He stuffs loons,
He snuffed goon
Shtupped ma; soon
They're worm chow.
Spends days up there
Schizophrenically.
He's ma now.
It's eerie.
He watched the belle then slew
Her. A sick mind.
[fade on Norm/Ma soliloquy at film's end]
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...you KNOW i'm a sucker for the 'psycho' parodies
Excellent... :) 5-5-5
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