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Song Parodies -> "I Could Have Pantsed All Night"

Original Song Title:

"I Could Have Danced All Night"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Could Have Pantsed All Night"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I could have pantsed all night,
Making those moons shine bright,
Drawing drawers to the floor.
I didn't spread the cheeks
Because that region reeks:
Methane, methinks, odoor.

They oughta know their belts need so much tight'nin'
To keep 'em clinched and cinched, upright.
If not it is chancy, pants might pass past your knee.
Rankled, pants ankled, can't dance: "Shite!"

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm a wedgie man myself but i admire the concept
John Barry - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin--LOL!
MrMacphisto - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... yet another good one... 5-5-5
Adagio - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty funny! How many parodies do you have in today?
Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
It was hilarious. 555's

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