-> "I Want a She Inflated"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Sedated" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a She Inflated"
Polyethylene is how I wanna go: I want a she inflated,
Honey that’s pneumatic, up to blow: I want a she inflated.
A wench that can be air-forged, with a gorgeous mane,
Furry, furry, merkin there for a torrid swain,
Although she has no fingers and hasn’t got a brain
So, so, so, so, so. . .
Polly Ethylene is her -briquet, that’s so-; I want a she inflated,
Humping that’s pneumatic’s how to go; I want a she inflated.
My pud will start to feel air; in there I’ll remain
Furry, furry, merkin there for a torrid swain;
No postcoital smoking—embers are vinyl’s bane.
Ain’t lookin’ for a real mate—got me one that’s faux,
Furry, furry merkin on that faux-grow coño
No need control my fingers for kneading as it rose
Prodding ethylene is now how that I go: I got a she inflated,
Honey that’s pneumatic, up to blow: I got a she inflated.
A real girl I feel’s real square. . .blurt out the wrong name:
Hurt, she’s hurt; she’s hurtin’ you, and you’re feeling pain.
Just get a silent vinyl girl—she won’t be your bane.
I got a she inflated.
[double entendre interlude]
I got a she inflated!
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