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Song Parodies -> "Vacation"

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Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


I'm gonna take one.

Put away the hooks; call no pol fool.
No drang und sturm; I will just be cool.
I'm on vacation; and not makin' fun.
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N: of no one makin' fun.

I'll take no acid bites at some sleazy man;
Cryptic writing 'bout a gland?
Not on vacation; won't be spendin' hours. . .
Writin' bogus bars.

Hop in my rental jalopy; drive to my destination,
Never glance at the glow
Of the screen's phosphor mist. . .won't be missed.
I won't berate that slow bozo.

Ain't gonna bash pol bozos in a real rude tune,
Carp and whine, callin' them all goon.
I'm on vacation—no tart madrigalls [sic].
And I'll miss you all.

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