Song Parodies -> Giblet Smell: Rot!

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

  
Parody Song Title:

"Giblet Smell: Rot!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Giblet smell, giblet smell, giblet smell: rot!
Giblets swelled, pink, make giblet-smell stink.
Blowin' up nose 'n' it boogles and runs.
Wow! That giblet rot's nasty, stuns.

Giblet smell, giblet smell, giblet smell: snot!
Giblet smell's ripe, finds giblet-smell pipes.
Nasty and lasting, this giblet smell; spare
Me to nosh fresh air!

Day and night time this pong blights rhin;
They rot with ripe decay.
Giblet hell I'm in; can't smell find--
My cats hidin' 'em, now stored away.

Givin' up, giblet source brings me defeat,
Still, stench I'm bound to block.
Lit up a little stick that's sickening sweet. . .
Quash the giblet smell,
Wafting incense smell,
Masks the giblet-smell rot.
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Ravyn Rant - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody also works as an appetite suppressant - multi-tasking fives for you!
alvin rhodes - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
disgusting, but fun
PMS - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
As a cat owner I can relate to this. 555 great job rhyming with the OS
AFW - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
After reading this, I had to visit a plastic surgeon and have my nose ironed, but it was worth it...far out funny
Meriadoc - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah! Just remembered I'd been meaning to check that mousetrap under the bed...
Johnny D - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Giddy-up, Barry-boy, type parodies!
Sights set on Higgins' spot!
Pricks in Pringle-Cans stiffen in heat --
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled,
That's the Pringle-swelled c*ck!

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