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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Stinks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

'taint lobster
After it swims.
This lunch got an ugly smell,
Like grungy gyms.
So hold your nose,
It burns your eyes;
This thing they call lunch
Is redolent of sties.
It's got a phew!
Of roadkill skink.
Ugh! Sniffed ordure.

Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .

Zoo or loo? Or backside tide?
Lunch is a rhinal pestilence--
It's something fried.
Smells like a stall,
It makes you crawl,
Feel like you'll die.
Open the door--
I don't care for this gas-aroma thing,
Galling. . .can't take it!

Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .

A scent like fryin'-on-asphalt mink;
It sure does appall.

Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .

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Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, so you've been to my high school cafeteria? Nice imagery =)
Jack Wilson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya know the scene in The Wedding Singer where Adam Sandler performs at wedding after his fiancee breaks up with him after the wedding that never happened and he's all depressed and goes crazy singing this? This would be that same thing,except in a cafeteria,and not cause of a wedding gone wrong. 5s
Ann Hammond - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the "zoo or loo" line
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Another song I haven't heard like, well forever. The zoo/loo line was also my fave. 555

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