Song Parodies -> Lunch Stinks
| Original Song Title: | "Love Stinks" |
| Original Performer: | J. Geils Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lunch Stinks" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
'taint lobster
After it swims.
This lunch got an ugly smell,
Like grungy gyms.
So hold your nose,
It burns your eyes;
This thing they call lunch
Is redolent of sties.
It's got a phew!
Of roadkill skink.
Ugh! Sniffed ordure.
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
Zoo or loo? Or backside tide?
Lunch is a rhinal pestilence--
It's something fried.
Smells like a stall,
It makes you crawl,
Feel like you'll die.
Open the door--
I don't care for this gas-aroma thing,
Galling. . .can't take it!
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
A scent like fryin'-on-asphalt mink;
It sure does appall.
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
After it swims.
This lunch got an ugly smell,
Like grungy gyms.
So hold your nose,
It burns your eyes;
This thing they call lunch
Is redolent of sties.
It's got a phew!
Of roadkill skink.
Ugh! Sniffed ordure.
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
Zoo or loo? Or backside tide?
Lunch is a rhinal pestilence--
It's something fried.
Smells like a stall,
It makes you crawl,
Feel like you'll die.
Open the door--
I don't care for this gas-aroma thing,
Galling. . .can't take it!
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
A scent like fryin'-on-asphalt mink;
It sure does appall.
Lunch stinks
(Lunch stinks, yeah, yeah). . . .
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Ah, so you've been to my high school cafeteria? Nice imagery =)
Ya know the scene in The Wedding Singer where Adam Sandler performs at wedding after his fiancee breaks up with him after the wedding that never happened and he's all depressed and goes crazy singing this? This would be that same thing,except in a cafeteria,and not cause of a wedding gone wrong. 5s
he he
especially liked the "zoo or loo" line
Another song I haven't heard like, well forever. The zoo/loo line was also my fave. 555
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