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Song Parodies -> "Evil Google"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Google"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Google CEO Eric Schmidt just got the boot. Years ago, when I was at Sun Micro, and he was VP of software, his lovely wife worked for me briefly.
You made a fool of us,
But you revealed yourself in the end.
Hey, Google, you do abuse of privacy;
What is your excuse?
Data and photos you freely share—
Your Orwellian nature is laid bare.
What’s that bromide you said, when you did begin?
It’s looking hollow ’s you play to win.
But now, Google, we know your game:
“Don’t be evil” slogan’s sounding lame.

E-evil Google. . . .

Roll your cameras through town;
The turrets are swirling all around—
One more tool in your arsenal. . .shows your weasel ways. . .
Sell out your mother, long as it pays.
Caca, Google, the BS you spew
’cause your motto, “Don’t be evil,” don’t apply to you.
You’re so bad; all you care for’s gain;
For you, Big Brother would be a more appropriate name.

Wea-easel Google. . . .

Evil Google, how you done us wrong.
In ethics you are weak; in malevolence, strong.
Ha-ha funny—now we’re breaking up
At the slogan you were making up.
We were dummies to believe your lies;
Next to you, China’s leaders, nice guys.
Our eyes open; now we know:
Ain’t government, but you that’s Big Bro’.

Ea-eavesdrop Google. . . .


Ea-eavesdrop Google. . . .


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Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(continued from previous song)...De Laurentis said about his movie King Kong "I don't give people no crap!". And neither does John A. ......(continued on next song)

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