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Song Parodies -> "To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before"

Original Song Title:

"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

Parody Song Title:

"To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

To all the girls I’ve loved before;
I’ve travelled to love many more
Than just the one who’s down
In Buenos Aires town—
He estado in mi amor.

To all the girls that I’ve caressed
A new meaning to “I am blessed.”
List continues to grow
There’s still some mo’, you know,
Of all the girls I’ve loved to score

So many women I’ve been knowing,
That’s in a biblical way:
Get it? Well, I’ve got to be going—
You won’t see me for several days.

To all the girls who aren’t my wife;
The numbers, I fess, are more rife.
There is one in each town
Where I travel around.
To all the girls I’ve loved encore.

To all the girls who’ve shared with me
Their favors as they’ve bared with me
(There’ve been so many paired with me
For taxpayers plane fares weren’t free
Why will my wife not bear with me?
She’s set a journal’s snare for me).
I must master the art
Of telling them apart
All of the girls I’ve loved before.

So many women I’ve been groping,
That’s in a digital way.
When I return home, I am moping;
My wife is not making my day.

To all the girls I’ve humped and more;
Adultery’s what I adore.
I like to push my crown
Up underneath a gown
And with girl-twirling tongue, explore.



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MadameNorCAL - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack, I just knew that this was coming . . . Ahhh SirSweaty, so you do remember The ~Valley of the Chip ~ . . . Mr BvD so charming . . . so ready . . . so Sweaty !
Mark Scotti - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
She's meeting you at 5:55. LOL
Timmy1000 - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - the theme song for S Carolina Guv?
alvin - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
much better than the original lyrics
AFW - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hits the Mark..right in the groin
Leo Keough - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Political humor at its finest!!!...555!!!
John Jenkins - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Outstanding, particularly the "shared/bared" verse.
blackjack21 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Another twist on the Guv'ner's tryst. Nicely done, that's 555 lovers for you.

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