-> "Griftin’ Vermin"
Original Song Title:
"Little Children"
Parody Song Title:
"Griftin’ Vermin"
The Lyrics
Griftin’ vermin, they weave a spell then flee.
They’re fellin’ you, griftin’ vermin, in many ways financially.
They’re in your hood just long enough that you can court you;
in due time, they’re gonna short you—flee before you’re onto the scheme.
And then they go far away, griftin’ vermin…
a pound of flesh from your hide. They grafted you.
First they fooled you; it wasn’t even hard they tried.
So you are piqued, because they beat you and were moving
to Switzerland; jerk, you paid the price, having fallen for their vice.
Kissed you off after grifting you,
a well-executed plan.
They made out of you a sucker,
but they’ve since gone on the lam.
They figured you for a sap, griftin’ vermin,
conned you in front of your eyes. They had you in their thrall.
Griftin’ vermin took you for a financial ride.
Now gone from there. And you’ve got no idea where they’re heading
because of all that they led you into.
But griftin’ vermin flew…ain’t around.
Their plane so long ago left the ground.
Griftin’ vermin punked you.
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