Song Parodies -> Fix It with Rhin
| Original Song Title: | "Ticket to Ride" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fix It with Rhin" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Nose Notes I.
Fix It with Rhin
It's like the one Bob Hope had—
A big upward splay.
The curve's just driving me mad
It's going away!
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
Then it won't scare.
They said that rhinoplasty
Can help turn it down.
First they give me 10 CCs,
And that puts me out.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
Then it won't scare.
And then the knife goes sliding inside.
It takes a big bite—
That cartilage height is free.
They pull it out and sew me up tight.
I think it looks nice
I've got a nose like Barbie.
[Repeat]
It's like the one Bob Hope had—
A big upward splay.
The curve's just driving me mad
It's going away!
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
Then it won't scare.
They said that rhinoplasty
Can help turn it down.
First they give me 10 CCs,
And that puts me out.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
They're gonna fix it with rhin.
Then it won't scare.
And then the knife goes sliding inside.
It takes a big bite—
That cartilage height is free.
They pull it out and sew me up tight.
I think it looks nice
I've got a nose like Barbie.
[Repeat]
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Well, I've posted parodies dealing with just about every other kind of "job", so it makes sense that somebody posts a "nose job"! Good job, King Sinus The 23rd. 555
Thanks, Johnny D, for your comments on both of my rhinclones.
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