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Song Parodies -> "Saimin Bites"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Saimin Bites"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Saimin bites; mole bites;
Balls of matz'; malt delights;
Ground round; sturgeon; muffins, bran style;
Pole beans; blintz; shrimp; roast; blender-drink smile;
Sheep sans head; veal; leeks; peas;
Deep-dish anchovy pizz'.
Saimin; rice; whole cream, iced;
Shepherd's [pie] baked; apples sliced;
GORP; milk; greens; nuts; leavened challah;
Head cheese from goats; skink; candy: halvah;
Tripe to savor; sweet corn;
Trifle savored; meat; corn.
Saimin; tripe; roasted shrike;
Scallop; clam; pollock; pike;
Radishes; cream; plum pie; whole wheat, mace;
Chicken; prawns; buns; steamed bream; ling[cod]; plaice
Peanuts, pork; plump fries; perch.
Cheeses, port, my desert.
Balls of matz'; malt delights;
Ground round; sturgeon; muffins, bran style;
Pole beans; blintz; shrimp; roast; blender-drink smile;
Sheep sans head; veal; leeks; peas;
Deep-dish anchovy pizz'.
Saimin; rice; whole cream, iced;
Shepherd's [pie] baked; apples sliced;
GORP; milk; greens; nuts; leavened challah;
Head cheese from goats; skink; candy: halvah;
Tripe to savor; sweet corn;
Trifle savored; meat; corn.
Saimin; tripe; roasted shrike;
Scallop; clam; pollock; pike;
Radishes; cream; plum pie; whole wheat, mace;
Chicken; prawns; buns; steamed bream; ling[cod]; plaice
Peanuts, pork; plump fries; perch.
Cheeses, port, my desert.
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I think you've covered the four food groups. I'm not sure I should have read this on my lunch break.
quite the buffet
Sir John, Le Marquis de Beaucoup Parody This is feast fit for a Beast!
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