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Song Parodies -> "I Love Your Jugs From Way Afar"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You Just the Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Your Jugs From Way Afar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When you’re changing, I spy—it please me;
I never let me down, for sure.
I imagine that your mammalian
Organs are in my embouchure.
I love to see ’em—those D’s are double. . .
I’m like a seaman on a spar
Who trains his spyglass not on whale but lass.
I love your jugs from way afar.

I am eyeing my true passion:
A lovely and globular pair.
I’m just hoping that you will not ration
The view you give my ogled stare.

I don’t want cleft invagination,
’cause that ain’t what will raise the bar.
I just want lungs, two, that I can gawk-view;
I love your jugs from way afar.

I need to know that I will always see
Those dame globes, a busty purview.
I thrill: you take off that sheer lingerie—
Each day it’s such a purty view.

Each day I love to watch untethered
Titties hung just outside the heart.
They’re so supple and not yet weathered;
I lust for jugs from way afar.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Peter Andersson - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Brilliant title! I'm glad you got the whole thing of your chest an onto Amiright.
Rob Arndt - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I like it-555!!! But also: "Someone's on a Billy Joel kick today/Dusted off a vinyl LP, eh???"
Patrick - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
You watch her just that way, voyeur.
A Not So Innocent Man - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Speaking for myself, I dig women for more than just their T & A, a nice personality is a plus. Nonetheless, a nice pair of jugs can really get my attention. Just like your brilliant excellent parody. Great job!
AFW - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
This pops right out of the bra..great job!

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