Song Parodies -> Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Barbarella, also known as Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy is a 1968 erotic science fiction film, based on the French Barbarella comic book.
Beheld Barb'rella's boobs--
They were sublime.
Transparent plastic cups on two
I was eyein',
My orbs applyin'.
I'd love to handle 'em.
Parallel to ground,
Sturdy stalwarts standing
Statuesque, stately, strident, yet round.
Beheld Barb'rella's boobs;
They were sublime
Jugs--fine!
I love two,
I love two,
I love two
Lovely boobs; children's chow
Issues from there,
Mammoth mammaries.
I'd milk that cow,
My ears squeezed!
Me held Barb'rella's boobs.
In dream of mine.
They were sublime.
Transparent plastic cups on two
I was eyein',
My orbs applyin'.
I'd love to handle 'em.
Parallel to ground,
Sturdy stalwarts standing
Statuesque, stately, strident, yet round.
Beheld Barb'rella's boobs;
They were sublime
Jugs--fine!
I love two,
I love two,
I love two
Lovely boobs; children's chow
Issues from there,
Mammoth mammaries.
I'd milk that cow,
My ears squeezed!
Me held Barb'rella's boobs.
In dream of mine.
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Jane Fonda sure was fine in her Barbarella prime! 5s
So you're fonda her? You want her to straddle your cannon next? I wonder if she should have to apologize for THAT. But as far as titles go, I think you're stretching it a bit... Said the author of "The Wreck of My Deadened Toshiba"...
Sounds like you were pretty Fonda those things. LOL 555
funny, i've only seen the first five minutes of that movie
I was always too busy looking at Anita Pallenburg... :-)
Thanks, Yoidy, Michael, Rick, Alvin, Merry.
Could never find an uncensored version... What I like best is that this flick surely embarrasses the s*** out of JF. AlliteraFive.
You must really, really, really like this song, that or you really, really, really hate it. If someone else parodied this song, I think it would be wrong now, it's kinda your song. . .I for one will never parody it.
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