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Song Parodies -> "Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns!"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness Is a Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They say they shoot and don't miss much,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you're dead.

They're not well acquainted with the Second Amendment, though they constantly invoke its name.

They shout out real loud and then they don their camo and their big jackboots.

Lying to the skies and paying off politicians—overt slime.

The dope expressin' views on life—guy named Wayne's, ravin' like he's an irrational nut.

The Moses character humps the gun. (4x)

Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)
Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

When they're fondlin' their sidearms (oh, Glock),
And they're caressing those taut hair triggers (oh, Colt),
They will end up doing somebody harm (uh oh!).

Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)
Halfwit bliss: No more banned guns, hurrah! (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

Halfwit bliss: No more banned, no they're not, guns.
Halfwit bliss: (Bang bang, shoot shoot.)

Well don't you know halfwit bliss (halfwit bliss) is no banned guns (no banned guns, yeah, yeah!).

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Phil Alexander - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"Halfwit bliss"... very good :-)
Rick D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The irony in what happened to the man that wrote this song.
John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil, Rick.
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
tough song to do but you pulled it off...5s
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... good point Rick... lol
Luther Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Y'see, mah city-slick cousin Mike ain't gonna like this, but if ya ban assault weapons, the next thing they gonna ban is shotguns. An' if they ban shotguns, there won't be no weddin's. An' the whole dang family structure will fall apart. So y'all keep them biggie guns comin', y'hear?
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Please excuse my redneck cousin for having used a joke that's as old as the hills he lives in.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Shoot, you bang out fun stuff.

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