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Song Parodies -> "Bingeing on Bubbly Water"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Over Trouble Water"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Bingeing on Bubbly Water"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When your beer needs have evolved,
It's nearly the name prize,
But not alcoholed.
Not as a side
To the hard stuff
But something to swig down.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swill it down.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swill it down.

Drench till drowned; nil drought.
Quenching can't be beat.
Effervescence is sharp;
It will bubble you.
I'll take your Harp
And dark Belgian--
The drain it will go down.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swig a round.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swig a round.

Ale's gone, sipped and swirled,
Ale's gone "bye."
When time has come to dine,
Water treatment's on the way.
It tastes so fine.
Friend, you need a drench,
You ailed on beer and wine.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water;
It will clear your mind.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water;
Leave that beer behind.

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MasonR - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice wordplay here. 5 shpritzes of seltzer water for you!
alvin - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
tickled my nose AND funnybone
2Eagle - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
5 cases of Perrier.
AFW - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Good advice, funny premise...top job
John Barry - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Alvin, 2Eagle, AFW.
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Waaterr? We don' wan none of yer steenkeen waaterr! (Give me a brewski anyday...(did I just say brewski? (what's with all these brackets?)))) ;-) 555
Below Average Dave - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought that was very refreshing. . no pun intended believe it or not. Simon & Garfunkel eh. . .wow seeing other songs of their's get parodied is pretty nice actually. . .it's not often that I do.

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