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Song Parodies -> "Boris the Spiker"

Original Song Title:

"Boris the Spider"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Boris the Spiker"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


Look who's prowling Pravda's halls,
Scowling at reporters' scrawls,
Hovering above each head. . .
"That story, Ivan, is dead!"

Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.

Killing stories by the score,
An add-A-to-Putin* whore.
It's said "truth can set you free."
"Pravda" means "truth". . .irony.

Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.

Neo-Bolshy,
Neo-Stali',
Neo, neo Bolshy, Bolshy,
Neo, neo Stali', Stali',
Neo, neo Bolshy, Bolshy,
Neo, neo Stali', Stali'.

Seems he forgot 'bout the fall
Of the Union and the Wall.
He and Vlad still think Cold War;
He's still got his sinecure.

Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.

Neo-Bolshy,
Neo-Stali',
Neo, neo Bolshy, Bolshy,
Neo, neo Stali', Stali',
Neo, neo Bolshy, Bolshy,
Neo, neo Stali', Stali'.

Both of them still sickley red;
The oligarchy ain't dead.
In the Pravda morgue is found
Body copy he shot down.

Boris the spiker,
Boris the spiker.


*putain: whore

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alvin - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
fit the creepy tone of the OS well
John Barry - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. I submitted another with the same title, about a Russian volleyball player. Apparently the editor saw the duped title and didn't bother reading any further. I'll try it again for tomorrow.
MrMacphisto - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Where is Natasha? j/k ;)
AFW - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I vill vote vives, vor Boris

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