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Song Parodies -> "Coup de Grâce"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Coup de Grâce"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I was working like a lad late one night,
Fantasized about my dearie, tight.
And then my monsstirring slab began to rise—
She sauntered in, to my surprise.

CHORUS:
The monsstir splash,
We did the monsstir splash.
The monsstir splash,
It fuzzed a gaping slash.
The monsstir splash.
It cogged on in the gash.
We diddled fast.
We did the monsstir splash.

From her labiatory came some cachèd yeast;
I ran fast from headroom, vamoosed from the feast.
My jewels all came from their hummèd abode
And gave a jolt through my erect toad.

CHORUS

The zombies had lots of rum.
The painter had a big 'n' .
The gesso smoothed in, vulvan—
Spatulaed, not to run.

The seam was rockin', I was diggin' the mound,
The gorer strained, cracked by splaying pounds.
The coughin'-gagger was about to arrive;
I vote for this over slicked fingers five.

CHORUS

She started coughin'; she'd vac'ed the thing.
Cream started bubblin'—gustation fling.
Opened the lid to shake free some mist
And said: "That's never happened; it's a tracheal-cranial spritz!"

CHORUS

Now everything's drool; drag the part from the span,
And the monstirred gash gives a drip from the gland.
The yule log's livid—been mashed by maid's coo'.
When you get to that door, swell, then bore with a coup.

A coup de Grâce,
A monsstirred coup de grâce.
A coup de grâce.
It's not a graybar cache.
A coup de grâce,
Don't get caught on a clasp.
A coup de grâce
A monsstirred coup de grâce.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Adagio - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe!
AFW - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You possess a great talent for turning triple X sexual terms into such clever and humorous sophisticated sentences, John....Excellent-5's
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I've heard it called a lot of things but her labiatory??? - VERY inventive John - 555
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
a perfect halloweiner song..5s
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like the weiner got hollowed by count crackula.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for s*x-s*x-s*x !
John Barry - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Happy Halloweeen.

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