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Song Parodies -> "Paella"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Paella"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Paella.

The most bountiful ragout; hunger's stirred.

Pollo y, pescado, chorizo, marisco.

¡Me gusta!

But this bounty make me burp;
Worse, sometimes I've incurred GERD.

Gastrónomo 'ructo, gastroentérico.

¡Carramba!

Degust I nonetheless paella,
And suddenly aflame
Is the domain that's named
"Tummy."

Paella.

The best dish the world's known: paella.
But suddenly I down
Some Tums to tame my chow-hound spree.

It's calmed down now; the pain's abating.
Great! 'cause I plain ain't through satiating.

Paella.

I'll never stop tasting paella.

A bountiful potpourri; tummy's stirred.

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Harry - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Me gusta Paella, y Maria! Es muy bueno, Senor John. cinco, cinco, cinco para tu.
Stan Hall - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Como el Señor Harry, me gustan tanto Maria como paella, y yo como quando puedo los dos. ¿Y para te, amigo? ¡555! :-)
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
belly laughs
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody makes me want to catch a plane to Marbella for a plateful right now! 555

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