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Song Parodies -> "Steeleings"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Morris Albert

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Steeleing, nothing real appealing—
Buying bondage fest—the beating of love.
Peer-gawks. . .dough doled for this place.
This guy, where’d they get this sleaze no one loves?

Steeleings—this guy is double dealing.
Wherever did they get this churl,
A feckless putz, and dense?

Steeleings, d’oh! oh! oh! Steeleings,
D’oh! oh! oh! Reeling in more party harm.
Steeleings from a guy who’ll cross you,
And Steeleings. . .of all men they coulda picked, this guy’s not sharp.

Steeleing—this guy’s a dummkopf dealing
In petty crimes. . .dyke bondage girls,
A feckless schmuck, and dense.

Steeleing, Steele is really such a con dude,
And dealing in the dumbest shenanigans—it is rife.

Steelings, d’oh! oh! oh! Steelings,
D’oh! oh! oh! Really, this guy’s causing harm!
Steeleings. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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LilHoTweet - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Can I take my ~10 Lashings~ while under "your barnacles" , SirSatch ? ?
Old Man Ribber - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Opening movement of a "dilogy" I see. It's okay to take a peek behind the Steele curtain...just skewer the other side when they mess up. 5-5-5! ;D

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