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Song Parodies -> "Feet Maulin’"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Feet Maulin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They are foot churls: Club Falanga—
love beating where you ain’t got no shoe.
Yeah, they’re foot churls, walin’ on arches. . .
got sore soles when they are all through.

It’s a long cane hittin’ from a beater
with no leeway, thumping you so hard.
You were a bad boy, so you’re gettin’ some blisters.
Such a bad boy! Sore achin’ to start.

Damn! It’s feet, feet maulin’.

Balls feel on fire—not those in the valley
where gents bound when tumid, burgeoned hard!
But rather those raised when you stand on you tiptoes
(contusions get raised from belts of bastinadoes).
And now the foot churls home in, make those balls smart.

Damn! It’s feet, feet maulin’.

You’re gonna writhe now: oaths, curses callin’;
you’d better bite your tongue for a while.
Guys gonna feet-maul, clouting and thumpin’. . .
gonna grieve when you run a mile.

After feet, feet maulin’.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Leough - March 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Is it considered torture if the subject is a masochist?
Jonathan - March 05, 2014 - Report this comment
my feet hurt after reading this 5's
Dave W. - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Ahh..another Petty parody..Perfect way to say your feet are beat.....hmmm ..Why is it that I do all my writing and catching ups on Sundays ? ...Maybe cuz that's my day of jest...

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