Boney satyr,
He just cannot slake his gland.
Boney satyr,
Don't hold his hoof; shake his hand.
He's part goatie,
Moniker is "Shag Pan,"
His spar in carnal liner,
Faced with goatee.
Boney satyr,
Boney satyr,
He's gonna swell his mount in mound.
Boney satyr,
He's gonna meld his fount with down.
In that p. hair,
Mons nicker is Shag Pan,
Spar like an ocean liner.
He's part beast there,
Boney satyr.