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Song Parodies -> "This Hairpiece is for Trump"

Original Song Title:

"The Lady Is a Tramp"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"This Hairpiece is for Trump"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

His hirsuteness is too thin on his pate.
He's a rug cheater; chrome dome is his fate.
He's going to cover up for his new mate.
That's why this hairpiece is for Trump.

Donald likes crap games in hair-barren world.
He's got a harem of squirmin', stacked girls.
Can't chase the skirts if his tresses unfurl.
That's why this hairpiece is for Trump.

He's got glue-free mesh for his winnowed hair--
Looks like a bear.
But don't stroke it away.
His pate's cultivated. It's rolled and it's plumped.
That's why this hairpiece is for Trump.

Looks like the ply mane of Shar-peis. . .quite odd.
Yet by his harem, this dick is adored.
His trust fund trumps his follicular fraud.
That's why they give their fleece to Trump.
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Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You're Fired Up! 555
Royce Miller - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
good laugh for a Monday
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Gave me an idea!
Kristof Robertson - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"His trust fund trumps his follicular fraud"...now THAT'S a line! 555
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
hair-larious...5s
John Barry - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, Royce, JD, Kristof, Alvin.
AFW - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Your Trump is an Ace..
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the inspiration, JB. I just submitted "Alopecia", a parody of the old traditional French children's song "Alouette".
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You're not just the parody-writing king, you're also a client.
Tim Mayfield - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
He should baldly go...
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm in shock - I've just realised I've gotten used to his hair - I can't imagine him without it! - aaargh - 555
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm amazed at some of the clever matches you come up with. Very good.

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