Spitzer's flings. What'd he do?
A "my bad"--it's a love taboo.
Spitzer sting. What'd he say?
"Meet me in D.C. for a lay."
A tapped wire helped listen to him plan
Some gettin' down; then the Spitz hit the fan.

You know, he loves those nipple rings
That come near when they're wrapped
Clear around each ear.
"Little lady" forced to
Stand next to adulterer who
Had been caught in more than holding hands,
Because he bought some pricey one-night stands.

You know the gov. did riches things
Not austere:
Forty-three hundred for a chick to cheer
Him up, but he had made a big boo-boo
In making wiretaps so easy to do-oo.

Spitzer drinks, they'll tell youse,
All his flacks, who'll cook up a ruse.
Spitzer thinks that he'll pray;
He'll find god, we'll hear, any day.

A perp walk might soon be the new plan.
The jerk's talk caught by the wiretap man.

You know, we love those tricked dimwits
When they fear
For wringered dicks when they're caught with a leer.
You know, Eliot's one of many who
Are hypocrites who have comeuppance du-ue.